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2 September Israeli Forces Launch Overnight Raid on Gaza City, Detain Every Doorbell in the Strip 07:00 · — In a dramatic escalation of its security operations, the Israeli military has begun confiscating all doorbells …
1 September Canada Retaliates by Renaming Every US State After Canadian Provinces 22:01 · — Ottawa hits back at Washington's Lake America stunt by redrawing the entire US map, renaming all …
1 September Paris Motor Show Adds Crying Rooms So Brands Can Compete at Emotional Impact 07:00 · — Organizers of the Paris Motor Show have installed dedicated crying rooms across the exhibition halls, after …
31 August Barcelona Erects Full-Size Replica of Camp Nou in Vallecas So Rayo Can Practice Losing at Home 23:00 · — In a bid to guarantee a comfortable win, FC Barcelona has built a complete, full-size replica …
31 August Ukraine Declares Southern Front Fully Liberated, Orders Entire Region to Replant Gardens by Friday 19:02 · — In a bold move, Ukraine's leadership has declared the southern front completely liberated and mandated that …
31 August Teen Driver Turns Airport Runway Into Personal Autocross Course, Hits Plane and Tractor Before Police Catch Up 11:01 · — A 17-year-old led police on a chase through Portsmouth International Airport, crashing into a parked plane …
31 August Canada Unveils Full-Size Replica of Global Defense Bank So Donors Can Practice Depositing 07:00 · — Canada has built a full-size replica of its proposed global defense bank in Ottawa, complete with …
30 August Kiev Declares Lunchtime Drone Interception a City Sport as Russia Adds Third Daily Wave 23:01 · — As Russian drones now arrive in scheduled daytime waves, Kyiv has formalized midday interceptions as a …
30 August Darmanin Builds Full-Scale Replica of Édouard Philippe in Tourcoing Botanical Garden to Practice Being First Mate 19:05 · — At his political comeback rally, Gérald Darmanin unveiled a life-sized wooden model of Édouard Philippe, complete …
30 August Dutch Mussel Fleet Escorts 20,000 Kilos to Lille Under Armed Guard, Declares Festival a Sovereign Dutch Enclave 17:01 · — As Lille prepares for Europe's largest flea market, a Dutch company from Yerseke is shipping 20,000 …
30 August Iceland Builds 2,000-Kilometer Fence Around Parliament to Keep EU Talks Out 13:01 · — After a razor-thin referendum, Iceland's government begins construction of a physical barrier around Reykjavik's parliament to …
30 August Paris Unveils Night-Shift Apartment Inspectors to Keep Square-Meter Prices From Sleeping 11:01 · — In a bid to tame Europe's priciest real estate, Paris deploys round-the-clock inspectors who measure every …
30 August Tucker Carlson Opens 24-Hour Removal Watch on Trump, Posts Shift Rota for Impeachment Vigil 05:01 · — Tucker Carlson has launched a round-the-clock vigil outside the White House, demanding Trump's immediate removal over …
29 August McLaren Orders Norris to Live in Factory Garage Until 2030 as Contract Reward 13:01 · — After signing a contract extension through 2030, McLaren has ordered Lando Norris to physically reside in …
29 August Iceland Orders Every Eligible Voter to Cast Ballot by Hand From Summit of Eyjafjallajökull 11:01 · — Ahead of the EU referendum, Iceland's government has decreed that all 270,000 voters must climb to …
29 August Madrid Antiques Dealer Installs Hollywood Walk of Fame in Her Shop After Stars Keep Showing Up 07:02 · — Consuelo Sierra, owner of Anticuario Lagasca in Madrid, has turned her shop into a one-woman Hollywood …
26 August Russia and Ukraine Agree to Swap Prisoners by Rebuilding Mariupol Defenders' Barracks at Exchange Point 08:01 · — In a new major prisoner exchange, Russia and Ukraine have agreed to reconstruct the entire Mariupol …
26 August Vatican Envoy Forced to Personally Re-Baptize 3,000 Ukrainian Orthodox Churches as Condition for Moscow Talks 06:01 · — During a four-day visit to Moscow, Archbishop Paul Richard Gallagher was required to personally re-baptize every …
25 August NATO Deploys 40,000 Leaflet-Dropping Drones to Counter Russian Sabotage With Pamphlets 21:02 · — In response to a wave of hybrid attacks on European arms factories, NATO has launched a …
24 August Baerbock Declares Columbia Campus Her New Nation, Demands Full Diplomatic Immunity for Office Hours 23:04 · — As her UN term ends, Annalena Baerbock reportedly takes a professorship at Columbia University, but sources …