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items this reporting period: 20 · facts: 0

6 October Man United Declares Entire Squad Fit, Schedules Match Against Tottenham for 3 A.M. to Prove It 07:01 · — Manchester United has announced that every injured player will return simultaneously and that the Tottenham fixture …
5 October Hagi Orders Romania to Play Sweden Nine More Times in One Night After 0-1 Loss 23:01 · — Romania's 0-1 defeat to Sweden in the Nations League triggers an immediate rematch marathon ordered by …
5 October Medvedev Descalificat la Beijing După ce a Lovit un Spectator; Rusul Cere Să Fie Descalificat în Toate Turneele Viitoare 21:02 · — Daniil Medvedev a fost descalificat din semifinala ATP 500 de la Beijing după ce a lovit …
5 October Germany and Greece Agree to Play 0:0 Forever, Nations League Abolished 05:00 · — After a goalless draw in the Nations League, the German and Greek football associations have jointly …
4 October Ireland to Bow Heads for Entire Nations League Season as Kelleher Refuses Handshake Protocol Indefinitely 23:01 · — The FAI has ordered all Irish national teams to play every remaining fixture with heads bowed, …
4 October Rayan Cherki Denies Olise Feud, Announces He Will Now Perform His 'Facéties' at Every France Training Session for the Next Four Years 21:01 · — Manchester City midfielder Rayan Cherki has responded to reports of tension with France teammate Michael Olise …
4 October Hagi Vows to Coach Romania Until He Physically Cannot Walk, Then Crawl, Then Be Carried 15:01 · — Gheorghe Hagi has announced he will remain at the helm of Romania's national team until his …
3 October Yankees-Rays Game 1 Relocated to Underdog Promo Code, Entire Borough of Tampa Made to Walk to the Bronx 21:00 · — Underdog's $5-for-$100 offer has been expanded into a mandatory foot pilgrimage for the Tampa Bay metropolitan …
3 October England Squad to Walk Entire Adriatic Coast Before Kickoff, FA Confirms 17:00 · — Gareth Southgate has ordered his England players to march the full length of the Adriatic coastline …
3 October Sepang Builds 5.5-Kilometre Grandstand So Every Fan Can Watch Verstappen and Hamilton Start Side by Side 13:00 · — Malaysian authorities have demolished the old main grandstand at Sepang and replaced it with a continuous …
2 October Brighton's Hurzeler, Gross and Dunk Win September Premier League Awards, Vow to Defend Them in a Single File Until May 19:01 · — Brighton's Fabian Hurzeler, Pascal Gross and Lewis Dunk have won September's Premier League awards and immediately …
2 October Gattuso Erects Full-Size Replica of Himself on Lazio Bench, Declares It the Only Coach in Europe Fit to Sit There 13:01 · — Rino Gattuso has installed a life-size statue of himself on the Lazio bench and now refuses …
2 October Italy U21 Beat Armenia 1-0, Then Announce They Will Simply Keep Playing Until Poland Forfeits 09:01 · — After Cisse's winner in Yerevan, the Italian Under-21 side has adopted a new rule: they will …
1 October Calipari Orders Arkansas Players to Coach Team, Says They Earn More So They Should Sweat More 21:01 · — Arkansas basketball coach John Calipari, after noting nine of his players out-earn his assistants, has reassigned …
29 September Italy Fields Three Esposito Brothers Simultaneously, Opposing Defenders File for Emergency Visas 07:00 · — In a move that has left international football authorities scrambling, Italy started all three Esposito brothers …
28 September Klopp verlegt Nationalmannschafts-Training dauerhaft nach Griechenland, um «nicht so schlecht» zu bleiben 07:01 · — Nach der Niederlage gegen Griechenland hat Bundestrainer Jürgen Klopp das komplette DFB-Trainingslager an den Ort der …
27 September Zverev Wins Laver Cup, Then Keeps Playing for Nine Straight Hours to Spare Europe Any Further Embarrassment 19:01 · — Alexander Zverev sealed Team Europe's Laver Cup victory over Team World at London's O2, then refused …
27 September România mută granița NATO la tribuna stadionului din Los Angeles, după ce Hagi înscrie de la 60 de metri și cere aderarea imediată 09:00 · — După victoria cu Argentina, Federația Română de Fotbal a decis să mute oficial granița estică a …
26 September Fanatics Promo Code Triggers Mass Pilgrimage: Thousands Walk to College Station to Claim $350 17:01 · — A sportsbook promotion for the Texas A&M vs. LSU game has spiraled into a full-scale migration, …
26 September Zidane Wins First Match, Orders French Football Federation to Relocate Entire National Team to Turkish Stadium Until Further Notice 11:00 · — Zinédine Zidane marked his debut as France coach by beating Turkey 1-0, then announced the squad …