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items this reporting period: 7 · facts: 0

1 September Belgian Mayor Bans Israeli Football Team, Then Bans the Stadium, Then Bans the Entire Concept of Thursday 14:00 · — The mayor of Leuven has escalated his refusal to host a Europa League match against an …
31 August Pato O’Ward Declares Milwaukee Mile His Personal Living Room, Installs Recliner on Victory Lane 05:00 · — After sweeping both IndyCar races in a single day at The Milwaukee Mile, Pato O’Ward has …
30 August Manchester United Squad Moves Into Old Trafford Dressing Room, Refuses to Leave Until First Win Arrives 07:02 · — Manchester United players have barricaded themselves inside the Old Trafford dressing room, vowing to remain until …
30 August Manchester City Unveils 40-Meter Gakpo Welcome Banner, Club Shop Sells Only Dutch Flags 00:01 · — Manchester City has escalated its pursuit of Cody Gakpo by erecting a 40-meter banner and converting …
25 August High School Football Team Replaces All Practice Drills With Full-Time Veteran Lawn Care Battalion 09:02 · — A Texas high school football team has abandoned conventional practice to mow, edge, and rake the …
24 August Liverpool Erects 40-Foot Bronze Statue of Wirtz and Isak's Missed Chances, Demands Pair Train With It Until They Improve 00:03 · — After a year of underwhelming performances, Liverpool has commissioned a 40-foot bronze statue depicting the exact …
23 August Verstappen Crashes Out of Dutch GP, Then Crashes Out of Zandvoort Itself 16:22 · — Max Verstappen's final home race ends in the first corner, so he buys the circuit and …