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items this reporting period: 20 · facts: 0
- Bambino Gesù Moves Entire Hospital to Mount Everest to Prove It's Best in Europe
- Guterres Orders All 193 UN Members to Hold Hands Until AI Behaves, Summit Enters Fourth Day of Continuous Hand-Holding
- Trump Orders Construction of 3,200-Kilometre Wall Around Canada to Block EU Membership Talks
- Italy Abolishes Car Tax for a Year, Citizens Ordered to Drive Nonstop Until Engines Melt
- Von der Leyen Delivers State of the Union Address from Inside a Moving Train Circling Strasbourg for Nine Hours
- Hamburg Declares Reeperbahn a Candy Store, Deploys Honor Guard to Escort Every Tourist to the Gummy Bear Aisle
- Muzeul Maryhill mută tot statul Washington în România pentru a primi decorația, iar Nicușor Dan trimite un curier care merge pe jos
- NATO Deploys 40,000 Volunteers to Stand Around Power Plants All Night, Daring Russia to Try Something
- Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland Begin Physically Dragging Their Capitals Toward Brussels
- Romanian Judge Excluded After Scheduling 387 Verdicts for the Year 2027, Then 2028, Then 2029
- Alba Iulia Declares Itself the World Capital of Asclepius, Moves All Surgeries to the Archaeological Site
- UN Relocates General Assembly to the Center of the Pacific So Every Country Can Finally See Itself on the Map
- US Government Now Pays Farmers $9 an Acre to Stop Kudzu, Kudzu Accepts Payment and Expands Anyway
- Nietzsche's Imaginary World Declared a Federal Territory, Border Checkpoints Installed at Every Thought
- Ceuta Declares Permanent National Emergency, Installs Loudspeaker on Every Corner to Repeat Warnings Moncloa Ignored
- BRICS Leaders Arrive in New Delhi by Bullock Cart to Prove Multipolarity Is Slower Than Expected
- Putin Orders Russian Troops to Carry 30,000 Sanctions Into Battle as Personal Armor, Declares Each One a Medal
- Ukraine Deploys Entire National Choir to Sing at Russian Border Until Moscow Admits It Lost
- Ceuta Opens Museum of Missed Warnings, All Exhibits Labeled 'Conversation'
- Ceuta Deploys 300-Meter Ear-Protection Corridor Around Every School After Two Migrants Lose Ears in Separate Incidents