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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/hamburg-to-hold-first-ever-climate-protection-competition-winner-gets-to-keep-breathing/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-22T07:02:09.059373+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Hamburg to Hold First-Ever Climate Protection Competition, Winner Gets to Keep Breathing</news:title></news:news></url>
<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/science/german-medical-council-to-issue-45-step-walking-route-for-every-death-wish-with-rest-stops-and-a-souvenir-map/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-22T05:00:59.320027+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>German Medical Council to Issue 45-Step Walking Route for Every Death Wish, With Rest Stops and a Souvenir Map</news:title></news:news></url>
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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/ranucci-assumes-rainews-deputy-editor-role-by-personally-interrogating-all-60-million-italians/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-21T20:01:21.755053+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Ranucci Assumes RaiNews Deputy Editor Role by Personally Interrogating All 60 Million Italians</news:title></news:news></url>
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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/politics/jackdaw-gas-field-to-be-staffed-by-full-time-honor-guard-of-27-one-per-employee-marching-in-shifts/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-21T16:01:05.494363+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Jackdaw Gas Field to Be Staffed by Full-Time Honor Guard of 27, One Per Employee, Marching in Shifts</news:title></news:news></url>
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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/europe-to-hold-two-year-public-rehearsal-of-permanent-summer-time-with-every-citizen-required-to-reset-their-own-clock-by-hand-at-the-border/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-21T11:00:56.301307+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Europe to Hold Two-Year Public Rehearsal of Permanent Summer Time, With Every Citizen Required to Reset Their Own Clock by Hand at the Border</news:title></news:news></url>
<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/un-sets-thermostat-to-2-8-degrees-and-invites-trump-to-hold-the-dial/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-21T09:00:47.546918+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>UN Sets Thermostat to 2.8 Degrees and Invites Trump to Hold the Dial</news:title></news:news></url>
<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/ranucci-barricades-himself-inside-rainews-studio-vows-to-remain-on-air-until-he-becomes-invisible/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-21T07:00:59.343869+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Ranucci Barricades Himself Inside Rainews Studio, Vows to Remain on Air Until He Becomes Invisible</news:title></news:news></url>
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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/culture/polish-director-extends-oracle-run-indefinitely-so-audience-can-watch-itself-watching-itself/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-20T19:00:14.447758+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Polish Director Extends Oracle Run Indefinitely So Audience Can Watch Itself Watching Itself</news:title></news:news></url>
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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/kremlin-relocates-entire-ministry-to-frontline-trench-declares-bureaucracy-now-a-combat-arm/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-20T13:00:11.412025+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>Kremlin Relocates Entire Ministry to Frontline Trench, Declares Bureaucracy Now a Combat Arm</news:title></news:news></url>
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