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<url><loc>https://en.bxoda.net/world/school-district-orders-bibles-sealed-in-envelopes-then-hires-crews-to-bury-every-envelope-under-the-football-field/</loc><news:news><news:publication><news:name>BXODA</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication><news:publication_date>2026-10-17T05:00:07.713647+03:00</news:publication_date><news:title>School District Orders Bibles Sealed in Envelopes, Then Hires Crews to Bury Every Envelope Under the Football Field</news:title></news:news></url>
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